anikachu:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

havingafoodfightonthemoon:

silvermoonphantom:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE? 
UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT. 
NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE. 
AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 
WHY THREE?
VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH. 
SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS. 
OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP. 

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY. 
NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.
DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT. 

-trying to hold back laughter-

*hard metal music playing in the distance*


best tumblr award now has a winner

anikachu:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

havingafoodfightonthemoon:

silvermoonphantom:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE? 

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT. 

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE. 

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH. 

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS. 

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP. 

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NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY. 

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT. 

-trying to hold back laughter-

*hard metal music playing in the distance*

best tumblr award now has a winner

pewpewker:

my friend brought over some school projects he found from elementary school and this book has recipes from his classmates these are some highlights 

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cjunsayshi:

 

UHGHGHHH MY HEART. SO CUTE

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acesparklegirl:

twinklebee:

brokenrecordsandwords:

velvetteen-rabbit:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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Holy Jesus that was adorable

I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww

SDKHSKFJGHSKJGH

OFMGsghsst

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. too cuuute.

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YAY IT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. LOL. I was getting worried it got lost! Thank you so much for the hemp bracelet @adhgraphicdesign ! It’s so cute and it fits PERFECTLY. THANK YOU! #hitrecord #adhgraphicdesign

YAY IT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. LOL. I was getting worried it got lost! Thank you so much for the hemp bracelet @adhgraphicdesign ! It’s so cute and it fits PERFECTLY. THANK YOU! #hitrecord #adhgraphicdesign

remediosthebeauty:

Malaria, a short film by Edson Oda.  Amazing.

BRILLIANT.

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Anonymous asked: A daily reminder to stop and smile (:

Anonymous asked: You're awesome!

sagansense:

Brian Cox interview: Stars in his Eyes

Brian Cox made a quantum leap from playing pop with D:Ream to putting the fizz into physics on TV. He talks to Bryony Gordon about his new series, Wonders of Life.

In one episode of Brian Cox’s new television series, Wonders of Life, we learn that a physics professor generates 82.4 joules of energy a second, while a kitten gives off a measly 3.33.

He is attempting to talk us through the second law of thermodynamics and explain why the universe is terribly disordered although life is not. In a nutshell – though Prof Cox doesn’t really do things in nutshells – we borrow all our order from the universe, and by way of thanks we pump disorder back out to it, adding to its decay. Special thermo-cameras show us just how crazily hot our host is.

In person, Cox is initially about as thermodynamic as an ice cube. We meet on a cold winter morning at the Royal Institution of Great Britain in London, the weather perhaps accounting for his frostiness.

Michael Faraday stares sternly down from the walls. As we make our way to a room to do the interview, an excitable woman approaches Cox to tell him just how much she loves him. He smiles politely but seems embarrassed by it all. Diffidence seems to come off him in electromagnetic waves.

Cox doesn’t have much time today – just enough to order sausage and mash with a side order of chips from the canteen. ‘And lots of mustard, please,’ he asks politely. He has to catch a flight to Switzerland, where he works some of the time at Cern, the European nuclear research institute. The day before, he had been lecturing undergraduates at the University of Manchester (where he got a degree in physics) on quantum mechanics and relativity.

Science fans may not believe in God, but if they did he would probably look a little like Cox – tall and long with hair that falls around his face like a helix. He insists that his students are not impressed by their teacher, a one-time pop star who played keyboards for D:Ream (their biggest hit, Things Can Only Get Better, was co-opted by New Labour in 1997) and who is close friends with Gary Barlow (just before Christmas, Cox joined the Take That frontman on stage where they dueted on Back for Good, Cox on guitar). ‘The students give you just as much stick as anyone else if you write on the board too small,’ he observes.

When you factor in the Radio 4 show The Infinite Monkey Cage (which Cox presents with the comedian Robin Ince) and television’s Stargazing Live with Dara O Briain you can see why it is so easy to forget that at heart Cox is a particle physicist, not a celebrity. Perhaps it goes some way to explaining his meekness this afternoon. He is naturally quiet, speaking in a whisper, occasionally breaking into laughter that at times sounds as if it belongs to a seven-year-old boy.

I am not sure that Cox, 44, is terribly enamoured with this celebrity lark. He loves the fact that he is lecturing again because, as he says, it is nice to do ‘a less media-based activity. If you are teaching first years then you’ve got to write example sheets and think about exams. I really wanted to anchor myself back in university.’ Being on television has been ‘quite a difficult process,’ he says, ‘because suddenly everybody knows who you are because you may have been on a few chat shows as well. So then people recognise you, and you do go through a time of saying, “These people are staring at me.” You get paranoid for a bit.’

Recently – appearances with Barlow excluded – Cox has felt himself stepping away from the limelight. He has been doing some ‘obscure, esoteric stuff on quantum field theories’, putting it into ‘computer programs, and things like that. I just wanted to do something that was technical and tricky for a while.’ He spent Christmas in London with his family, who have always had to fit in between him filming and doing physics. All he will say about his work-life balance is that he is ‘getting much better at it’.

And it is unusual that he describes the series as natural history, rather than science. It started very much as a physics programme, inspired by Erwin Schrödinger’s seminal book of 1944 What Is Life?. In it, Schrödinger asked how the laws of physics and chemistry explain what takes place inside an organism.

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