my desk seriously smells like urine and body odor. i don’t know what the previous student did to this desk to cause such a stench to seep in so deep within the core of this wooden desk. and for some reason, our room gets humid from time to time, causing the urine-smelling fumes to rise.
perhaps this explains my daily headaches. to the student who used this desk, i hope you have a nice desk today that smells of mahogany, or whatever. and i hope you don’t change that beautiful aroma into a horrendous stench. but you probably will anyway.